Funny Translations Seen Around the World- Please Send Us Your Own!  
     
 

In a Bucharest hotel lobby:
The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time he we regret that you will be unbearable.

In a Leipzig elevator:
Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.

In a Belgrade hotel elevator:
To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.

In a Paris hotel elevator:
Please leave your values at the front desk.

In a hotel in Athens:
Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 a.m. daily.

In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers:
Not too perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension.

On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:
Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.

In a Norwegian cocktail lounge:
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

In a Budapest zoo:
Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.

From a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air-conditioner:
Colles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.

In a Bangkok dry cleaners:
Drop your trousers here for best results.

In a Rome laundry:
Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.

In a Swiss Mountain Inn:
Special today -- no ice cream.

In a Copenhagen airline ticket office:
We take your bags and send them in all directions.

On the door of the Moscow hotel room:
If this is your first visit to Russia, you are welcome to it.


 
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