In a Bucharest hotel lobby:
The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time he we regret that you will be unbearable.
In a Leipzig elevator:
Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.
In a Belgrade hotel elevator:
To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.
In a Paris hotel elevator:
Please leave your values at the front desk.
In a hotel in Athens:
Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 a.m. daily.
In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers:
Not too perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension.
On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:
Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
In a Norwegian cocktail lounge:
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
In a Budapest zoo:
Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.
From a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air-conditioner:
Colles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.
In a Bangkok dry cleaners:
Drop your trousers here for best results.
In a Rome laundry:
Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
In a Swiss Mountain Inn:
Special today -- no ice cream.
In a Copenhagen airline ticket office:
We take your bags and send them in all directions.
On the door of the Moscow hotel room:
If this is your first visit to Russia, you are welcome to it.